I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I supernannyed him into submission
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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