we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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