we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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