I don't think brook has ever known best
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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