mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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