I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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