Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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