idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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