I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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