wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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