as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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