This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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