just come out here and I will go home with you...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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