from now on my penis is your penis
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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