chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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