At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
