real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
