so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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