You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you traded sex for a burrito?
only you would photoshop your dick
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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