I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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