hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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