Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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