I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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