i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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