how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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