Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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