Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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