Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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