Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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