plz talk dirty to me
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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