Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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