Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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