I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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