his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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