Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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