yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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