kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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