: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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