it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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