wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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