I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
