dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My vagina just recognized that song.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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