can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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