only if we run a train.
done.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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