Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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