"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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