I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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