I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
