Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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