she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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