You made me cry and you don't even care
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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