I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I have post one night stand depression
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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