I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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